something tells me it's in the genes...

so the gross, untalented, spoiled brat kelly osborne checked herself into rehab for "personal issues" yesterday. is that what the osborne's affectionately call drug addiction now? i wish she was on celebrity rehab with dr. dreamy so that i could watch former crackhead shelley cut her down a few notches. this isn't kelly's first stint in rehab though - back in 2004 she was treated for a painkiller addiction. papa ozzy was quoted as saying: "The amount of pills I found in her bag was astounding." ah, like father, like daughter. yeah, at that same time, ozzy claimed a beverly hills doctor was overmedicating him which led to his disoriented behavior on the tv show. ha ha ha ha ha! are we really supposed to believe that? something tells me that your 40 year history of alcoholism and drug abuse was the cause of that. oh those silly osbornes. i just wish i could have seen a bit more of the charm school reunion fight where she fucked skanky megan up!

a real housewife?

so another blogger friend beat me to this one but that's just cuz we're blonde and therefore in sync almost all of the time (i just wasn't on point to post fast enough). yes, gretchen rossi rocks. she's the best thing about real housewives right now. the episode where she gets trashed on tequila at tamra's dinner party is some of the best reality tv since rock of love bus. gretchen proceeded to hump another woman's husband, hooted and hollered, did her best drunk marilyn monroe impression, seductively licked spoons, blueballed ryan - yup, she can do it all and did! i pay homage to gretchen rossi. you da bomb sista!

i want to drink with

patsy stone (a.k.a joanna lumley). yes, i was a diehard fan of 'absolutely fabulous' mostly because of patsy. kinda like looking in a mirror half the time. she was always falling down stairs, had the cigarette dangling, the makeup and hair a bit askew yet she was always able to hang on to that bottle of vodka or glass of champagne. she obviously had her priorities ;) if patsy stone had a ring like the godfather, you can bet your bottom dollar i'd get down on my knee and kiss it!

no bueno

for the record, lots of good wine and then lots of good beer = hangover. the good wine that led to my hangover is perhaps my new favorite wine. fetish wines, both "playmates" and "the watcher". kinky brand name, amazingly beautiful bottle art and the wine itself throws a disco party in your mouth.

i want to drink with

stacy london. something tells me that she'd be a hoot to get drunk with. smart, sassy and loud. she gives badly dressed yahoos the smack down on the show so imagine what she does when she encounters these badly dressed yahoos when she's had a few cocktails? oh and did i mention she owns over 300 pairs of shoes and has the cutest, best dressed gay boy friend in the world? i heart stacy london!