ugh...football

can i just tell you all how much i loathe football? well, i loathe it. can't stand the sport, the people who watch it and the uniforms. men in baseball uniforms are much sexier, in my opinion. however, the superbowl parties are all about boozing it up, am i right? all the worse snacks you can imagine (pigs in a blanket anyone?) but lots and lots of alcohol. that's the only reason i go to these parties - pigs in a blanket and keg stands with pabst blue ribbon...